therewerebirds:

triflesandparsnips:

This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.

“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”

She was overjoyed. “Really?

I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.

This is what we need to teach. 


disneybombshell:

This will never not be funny


tardis221b:

basically


anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.


Jonathan Groff: Just Jared Spotlight of the Week - Nov 28 [x]



symical:


Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

symical:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast


coldponds:

consulting-timelady:

benedictwhy:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Peter Capaldi days until the 50th Anniversary.

Matt Smith days until the 50th Anniversary

David Tennant days until dr 50th Anniversary

Christopher Eccleston days until the 50th Anniversary

Paul McGann days until the 50th Anniversary


ollie-child:

Top Gear is one of the best things BBC has ever produced 


about the blogger

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Rachel
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ of course!
► Are you single ➔ no
► Are you happy ➔ very
► Are you Italian ➔ no

► Are you German ➔ no
► Are you Asian ➔ no
► Are you angry? ➔ rarely

► Are you Irish ➔ no
► Are your parents still married ➔ yes

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ devon, england
► Hair Color ➔ brown
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔ august 23rd
 Gender ➔ female

Lefty or righty ➔ righty

 Summer or winter ➔ winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Are you in love ➔ maybe
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ me…
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ i hope not!
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ i used to be, but I’m getting better!
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ no
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ no

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ both
► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends 
► Television or internet ➔ internet 
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ pepsi (max)
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ one then the other!
► Day or night ➔ night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 Been caught sneaking out ➔ no
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔  oh yes
► Prank called a store ➔ no
► Skipped school ➔ no
► Wanted to disappear ➔ no

TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
 Light or dark hair ➔ dark, but i like both
 Shorter or Taller ➔ taller 
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ attraction

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ i’d like someone in between funny and serious… the wealth thing is irrelevant, really.

ABOUT ME
Last Phone Call ➔ my mum, I think
Last phone call you received
➔ my boyfriend

Last thing you ate ➔ a cupcake

Last thing you drank ➔ tea
Last place you were ➔ my kitchen

FAMILY
Do you and your family get along  ➔ mostly
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ no

► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
► If so, how long ➔ n/a


heytinafey:

time to break out my christmas playlist

heytinafey:

time to break out my christmas playlist


Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

On YouTube Thurs. Nov 28th


churroscolfer:

idea of: http://justalostblackbird.tumblr.com/


bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT