This will never not be funny
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Jonathan Groff: Just Jared Spotlight of the Week - Nov 28 [x]
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
Peter Capaldi days until the 50th Anniversary.
Matt Smith days until the 50th AnniversaryDavid Tennant days until dr 50th Anniversary
Christopher Eccleston days until the 50th Anniversary
Paul McGann days until the 50th Anniversary
Top Gear is one of the best things BBC has ever produced
► Name ➔ Rachel
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ of course!
► Are you single ➔ no
► Are you happy ➔ very
► Are you Italian ➔ no
► Are you German ➔ no
► Are you Asian ➔ no
► Are you angry? ➔ rarely
► Are you Irish ➔ no
► Are your parents still married ➔ yes
► Birth Place ➔ devon, england
► Hair Color ➔ brown
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔ august 23rd
► Gender ➔ female
► Lefty or righty ➔ righty
► Summer or winter ➔ winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ maybe
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ me…
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ i hope not!
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ i used to be, but I’m getting better!
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ no
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ no
► Love or lust ➔ love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ both
► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ pepsi (max)
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ one then the other!
► Day or night ➔ night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ no
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ oh yes
► Prank called a store ➔ no
► Skipped school ➔ no
► Wanted to disappear ➔ no
► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ dark, but i like both
► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ attraction
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ i’d like someone in between funny and serious… the wealth thing is irrelevant, really.
► Last Phone Call ➔ my mum, I think
► Last phone call you received ➔ my boyfriend
► Last thing you ate ➔ a cupcake
► Last thing you drank ➔ tea
► Last place you were ➔ my kitchen
► Do you and your family get along ➔ mostly
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ no
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
► If so, how long ➔ n/a
time to break out my christmas playlist
Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier
On YouTube Thurs. Nov 28th
idea of: http://justalostblackbird.tumblr.com/
as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him
As an adult I still don’t understand..
psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor
OH MY GOD WH- WHAT
Starring Bill Bailey as Walter White and Dappy as Jesse Pinkman.
After he is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, his treatment gets paid for by the NHS, and he makes a full recovery. Jesse gets an ASBO and turns his life around via a government-funded apprenticeship programme in plumbing.
It lasts 2, maybe 3 episodes. I need to work on it.